buzzter small flip001 Hi! It's Buzzter here, with a fly-larious selection of my favourite fly jokes! Try them out on your friends and family!

And if you can think of any better jokes (that can't be hard!) why not send them to Mr. Mike using the 'Make Mike's Day' page on this website?!

You may even see your own joke appear on this page!

Okay, get your grin muscles into gear - here we go!


What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird! buzzter small001

buzzter small flip001 Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One says to the other, 'We'd better keep practicing - we're playing in the Cup next week.'

Why did the fly fly? Because the spider spied 'er! buzzter small001

buzzter small flip001 Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Don't say that, sir. Everyone will want one.



Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!

What did you expect for this price, an eagle? buzzter small001


buzzter small flip001 Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.

Don't worry - the spider on the bread roll will get him.




Waiter, why is there a fly in my ice-cream?
Perhaps he likes winter sports.
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buzzter small flip001 What do you call a fly with a sore throat?
A hoarse fly!



What's this spider doing in my soup?

I think he's trying to catch the fly, sir.
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buzzter small flip001 Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my teacup?
I wouldn't know, sir. I'm a waiter, not a fortuneteller


Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
It's fly soup, sir! buzzter small001

buzzter small flip001 Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?

Looks like the breaststroke to me.



Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge! buzzter small001